Winter has a vacancy.
Snow Cat
Three snowballs. Two paws. One hostile succession.
Cold Holdings
The snowman trade is shrinking by the hour. Snow Cat has converted every thaw, missing carrot, and abandoned scarf into a management opportunity.
Ticker
$SCAT
Current Trade
Vacant snow routes become cat appointments before lunch.
Office Hours
First light until the last carrot disappears.
Primary Asset
Three packed spheres and unreasonable executive confidence.
Known Rival
Any snowman still carrying a clipboard.
Succession Method
Stand nearby until the old guard melts.
House Rules
Claim every drift
Unattended snow becomes administrative territory.
Audit the carrots
Missing noses indicate a leadership opening.
Keep paws visible
Confidence improves when the twigs can see them.
Outlast the board
Meetings end naturally when the directors melt.
Order of Thaw
At sunrise, Snow Cat visits each collapsing branch office. Scarves are collected, carrots are counted, and twig arms are reassigned. No speeches are required. By noon, the chair is warm and the old minutes have become slush.
- Old Guardmelts by noon
- Vacant Chairclaimed without paperwork
- Twig Cabinetreassigned to paws
- Carrot Reserveheld for negotiations
- New Regimepurrs through winter
The Appointment
Every melting executive leaves one warm chair for Snow Cat.
Snow Cat
The thaw can file its objections.